That's what I do.
waaaaaahhh he-uh-he
CLICK TO MAKE SOME MUSIC
Well THERE GOES HALF AN HOUR OF MY LIFE
I am really good at making jamz with this.
Also, I feel like this is what themattsmith does every day.
This is really neat!
Man, it is impossible to make a bad sounding song on this thing.
Your honor, I just want to say something on behalf of my client: “Like baby, baby, baby noo/Like baby, baby, baby ohhhh/I thought you’d always be mine, mine (oh oh x3).”
I’m just a bystander
I will devour you.
I will nonchlauntly,
Utterly casually,
Fucking destroy you.
I will be the tear in your sail,
And the break in your bow.
I will sink you.
I will be the virus on your harddrive,
And the ticking noise in your CPU,
I will corrupt you.
I will be the crack in your head gasket,
And the leak in your gas tank,
I will strand you.
I will be the loose bolt on your Thanksgiving table,
And the weight that makes it all fall,
I will topple you.
I will be everything you’ve ever dreampt of,
In every nightmare you wish you hadn’t remembered.
And you won’t even know it,
Because I’m casual,
And you,
I’m just a bystander.
Maybe I Am
I’m tired,
No, exhausted.
I feel slightly sick to my stomach,
And my mouth Is dry.
I can lick my lips a hundred and fourteen times,
But they still just won’t retain moisture.
I don’t feel well.
I haven’t felt well in a long time.
I feel like I’m dying.
Maybe I am.
I’m horny,
And I feel like my sexuality has been repressed.
I feel like I can’t even fully
Express myself anymore,
Because who I am has been repressed.
I try to be what you want,
And what he wants,
And what they want,
And I think it’s killing me.
I feel like I’m dying,
Maybe I am.
Phone
Well, I just got the tumblr app for my Devour, so I felt the need to post something. I don’t love this system, but it works alright. I think I’m going to try a differen tumblr app. Haha.
tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?
A nice fruffy fruffy nuglet.
hollow books? awesome. hollow books carved to house a flask? even better.
I am tired of hearing the snobby rich kids bitch about their college courses being pointless. Just because Mommy and Daddy can’t buy you your diploma right away doesn’t mean college is useless. First, it’s standardized education. Our education’s must fit a certain criteria for them to be…
